sábado, 20 de diciembre de 2008

Un deseo de Navidad

Siempre hay alguien que ya ha dicho antes, y mucho mejor, lo que uno desea expresar en ciertas ocasiones. Cada Navidad, al buscar palabras para mis deseos a mis seres queridos, recuerdo que Steve Martin ya dijo en 1991 lo que yo podría decir cada año.
Aquí tienen, estimados lectores, Un deseo de Navidad de Steve Martin.
(El video en la liga liga anterior y aquí abajo la transcripción.)

"If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth!

So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we go with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish.

And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas."

12 comentarios:

Rafa Ibarra dijo...

Jajaja, está genial, jajaja.

"First, the crap about the kids...", jajaja.

¡Saludos!

Negrito dijo...

Definitivamente compadre, para que nos metemos en broncas de logistica, quitemos tambien a las artistas y reemplazala por alguna bailarina del miau.miau, y dejemos los demas deseos en ese orden.

Felices Fiestas

adayin dijo...

Tantos deseos se permiten? Pa que quiere más si con el de los orgasmos tiene? (Hay que usar algun color en especial para ese)

Joel Meza dijo...

Rafa, genial, pero es Steve Martin, así que casi es pleonasmo.

Compadre, te concedo que quites a la Paulina whats-her-name (creo que se refería a Poriskvova, la que era esposa del de Cars), pero a Rossana Arquette no me la cambies. Hay cosas que son sagradas.

Adayin, ¿color especial? ¿Como chones rojos?

Ana A. dijo...

Jajajaja, es buenisimo..., yo si me quedo con todos los deseos, mmm, se me hace que cambio el de Rosanna y la Paulina algo. Si, definitivamente las cambio.

Paxton Hernandez dijo...

¡¡¡MEET THE ROBINSONS!!!

¿Pa cuándo?

miguel dijo...

Hola Joel,
Indudablemente, de una de las mejores epocas de SNL.

Saludos y les deseo lo mismo!!!

Miguel

Tyler dijo...

jajajaja

muy bueno!

felices fiestas Joel

Srta. Maquiavélica dijo...

wowooww pues yo tambien te deseooooooooo deseooooooo felices fiestas niño de 40¡¡¡

Paxton Hernandez dijo...

Meet the Robinsons, con un carajo.

¿De qué sirven los días de asueto si no hay reseñas de Joel?

Taquero Narcosatánico dijo...

Meet de rob...!!

Perdón, es contajioso.

Jajaja, muy bueno el deseo navideño.

Y ya le respondí en el ojo rojo sobre Juno.

Saludos.

Taquero Narcosatánico dijo...

Eso si, mucho error de dedo.

Ups.